Total Medals Earned: 1,068 (From 158 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,625 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (160/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (125/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (35/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (50/450 points)
Dont use slow motion in a level
Get a flawless run
Get the clone to the end of a level
Collect all the stars in a level
Beat 10 levels
Shoot an enemy 45 times
Destroy 8 rockets in one level
Beat all the levels
Beat 20 levels
Medals Earned: 21/32 (300/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
This was hilarious to animate :)
Obviously she's a keeper!
A classic for bidding!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.