Total Medals Earned: 1,068 (From 158 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,625 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
why would you ignore your own problems?
Learn to accept
The man who watches over you
end your short dream
Medals Earned: 9/12 (125/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
Perfect in the monster challenge
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 13/17 (375/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/29 (5/500 points)
Kill 2 zombies
Die 28 times
Perform Massacre x100
Kill the Widow
Kill 98 enemies with katana
Kill the Foreman
Kill 50 enemies using Hawk MM1
Restore 5000 health points total
Kill the Green Beret
Kill 70 enemies with machete
Perform 1000 headshots total
Kill the Rat King
Kill The Space Hunter
Freeze 50 enemies
Kill the Hog Rider
Kill 50 enemies while in Jeff’s wolfe form
Kill 7 enemies with a single barrel explosion
Collect 50 peppers
Collect $500 from the coffins
Kill 25 Djangos with chainsaw
Have $2000 in hand
Kill the Chainsaw Juggler
Kill the Undertaker
Finish level 1 without using special abilities
Collect 50 tequila bottles in one game
Kill the Super Mutant
Find all the secrets
Collect all issues of VHM
Medals Earned: 5/16 (60/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 5/16 (125/495 points)
Best your friend.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.